After riding in a taxi today that was especially memorable, I came to the realization that there are many different types of cab rides that we have learned to anticipate. With Amanda as my side kick, I decided to make a tribute to some of the most memorable types of taxis that we find ourselves in:
The B.O. cab
The sketchy door cab… Ah, who needs a door handle!
The suicidal-passer cab
The, “Sit on this tire!” cab
The hot-wired cab… is there another reason there would be so many exposed wires…
The, “Why is there a propane tank next to me?” Cab
The stripped cab… Where is the cloth that used to cover these seats? …And why is the floor metal?
The, “I created a wire seat for you, so you can straddle the gear stick!” cab.
The funky music cab
The farty cab… Too much pique machu…
The honker cab… Look a dog! *honk* Look a lady! *honk* Look a car! *honk* Look my friend! *honk* Oh wait that wasn´t my friend! *honk* We almost died on that cliff! *honk* I don´t like the car in front of me! *honk* I don´t believe in stoplights! *hooonk*
The, “It´s freezing cold, but the windows don´t close” cab
The quechuan lady in the trunk cab
The leg amputater cab… “What do you mean you weren´t in all the way yet?”
The abnormally short roof cab. I swear I am not THAT tall.
The stuffed animal guy cab. They´re everwhere…
And my personal favorite: The, “Jesus loves you and so does this naked woman” cab.
Buen dia friends and family!
